Jul 09 2009
Laugh With Me About G-8 Escort
I got a heck of a laugh when I read the title of an article. It said something like ‘Former Topless Model Escorts G-8 Wives.’ At first it struck me as mumbo-jumbo drivel. But as I continued on my quest for real news, I realized that it was the real news! I just needed to stop and figure out what they were trying to tell me…
When I went back to investigate further, the headline belonged to a video clip on this page. It occurred to me that this woman may be some sort of global threat – maybe that is why it is a headline. Let me see… What kind of a threat could she be…?
So when I went back to look, it seemed as though this ‘former topless model’ woman was not necessarily the real root of evil in the story… She wasn’t some international terrorist planning to divert attention with her seedy history, only to detonate explosive devices implanted within her breasts in a dastardly attempt to kill off those involved in G-8 group talks… The real scourge of the media attack was this 72 year old Silvio Berlusconi, Italian Prime Minister dude. Well it turns out this guy is so hot between the legs that this alone gets a fair share of media attention… To such a degree that when they run out of ammo on Silvio they then turn to the people he associates with and this lady happened to be in the way.
Normally the person chosen to escort the wives would be the first lady but these days there is none… This is why he chose from his favorite minister ladies. Berlusconi’s ex-wife Veronica Lario, 52 announced in May that she wanted to divorce him. Lario used to perform topless on stage when Berlusconi had met her. Lario claimed that the party headed by Berlusconi – The People of Freedom Party, had a dastardly plan, they had intended to promote Italian showgirls and starlets as nominees in the European elections. Good grief! Lario thought this to be shameless. ::::::Judy shakes head in mock righteous indignation::::::
I get a kick out of the fact that this ‘former topless model’ lady was one of two Silvio chose to escort the G-8 wives and there were two more that had their noses out of joint because he hadn’t picked them. The ‘former topless model’ also known as Minister of Equal Opportunities - Mara Carfagna, 33 will be supported in her role as escort by Education Minister - Maria Stella Gelmini, 36. Apparrently their being assigned the duty of escorts to G-8 wives evoked negative responses from Mr. Berlusconi’s two other preferred ministers, Youth Minister - Giorgia Meloni and Environment Minister - Stefania Prestigiacomo. Too many women and not enough rewards to go around… What to do…? What to do…?
Prime Minister Berlusconi has been linked with a young 18 year old lingerie model as well as Ms. Carfagna and has been accused of hiring hookers as well as paying women to attend parties hosted at his villa. He was also alleged to have used the government airplane to shuttle guests to his parties… Which leads me to one question… Do I need to get into Italian government to have that much fun?
Some of the people in Silvio’s vicinity were put there in the first place because of his sleazy ways, but if they are otherwise doing their jobs and avoid causing their nation undue shame, I think the media should leave them alone. Imagine, they may well be good looking young females but they are professionals, likely normal thinking feeling humans with families to support etc. It is partial punishment to know you were put in an esteemed position because someone wanted to boink you or because in a moment or two of weakness you made the misjudgment of letting them boink you or whatever… But let them have some respect… Women don’t get enough respect… This story is the perfect example. The only actual perpetrator of anything here was the Italian Prime Minister, who assembled a chunk of his government and runs much of his life and country by thinking with his penis. Actually nothing to do with a good looking female minister who was formerly a topless model. And I am sure that the hoidy-toidy G-8 wives are absolutely horrified, the humor in that doesn’t escape me either…
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